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HOW TO GET GUTS WITHOUT ALCOHOL
I realised that if I was ever going to achieve my goal, I either needed singing lessons…. or alcohol.
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A CHRISTMAS TREE FOR ONE.
If you want to attract attention to yourself, I highly recommend walking around with a tree.
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‘TIS THE SEASON TO FACE THE MUSIC.
I’m relieved Spotify Wrapped was not around in my school days because my delicate ego would have been smashed to pieces.
BOOKS
Amy Elman’s To Do List:
– Start wedding planning
– Buy lingerie
– Have sex again
Amy has her entire life planned out: marry her fiancé Josh, move out of their London flat and live happily ever after in the countryside. There’s just one problem – Amy and Josh haven’t had sex in 180 days. She’s counted. So when Josh’s family decide to throw them a surprise wedding, Amy scrambles to cross everything off her to-do list… including Josh. With the help of a glass of red wine (or two), Amy steps out of her star-patterned pyjamas and into a world of too-tight lingerie and sex-positive affirmations. As the big day approaches, will Amy’s luck finally turn around? Will her and Josh be one of those couples who just never have sex? Or will she start to realise that love isn’t something that can be checked off a list so easily?
‘This book was hilarious, chaotic, and ultimately deeply satisfying’ Reader review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
‘I loved getting to know Amy and see her grow throughout the story’ Reader review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
‘I absolutely loved this book… It’s hilarious and very easy to read’ Reader review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
‘A funny, heartwarming book, that made me laugh out loud’ Reader review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Amy und Josh sind seit zehn Jahren ein Paar, man hat sich gut eingerichtet, alles läuft prima. So prima, dass die eigentlich geplante Hochzeit immer wieder verschoben wird, und das schon seit Jahren. Als Josh‘ Eltern der Geduldsfaden reißt und sie kurzerhand einen Trautermin festlegen, kann Amy eine unangenehme Wahrheit nicht länger verdrängen: Ihr Liebesleben ist komplett erlahmt. Es knistert nicht mehr, Josh kuschelt lieber mit seinem Seitenschläferkissen als mit ihr, und sie selbst findet Astronomie-Podcasts mittlerweile überraschend sinnlich. Wie konnte das passieren? In ihrem Bestreben, der Beziehung neuen Schwung zu verleihen, greift sie zu immer extremeren Maßnahmen
Two unlikely housemates. Two tragic dating lives. One mission to try and find love…
Maddie didn’t expect to find herself single at the age of 34 after being dumped by her boyfriend so he can ‘find himself’… but here she is. Semi-homeless and heartbroken, she is on a mission to find ‘the one’, no matter how many awful dates it takes.
Life is going exactly to plan for Violet. She lives in a beautiful flat in Notting Hill, is working her dream job as a vet, and is saving herself for marriage. She’s also been obsessively waiting for the man in her church to confess his love to her. (It’ll happen any day now…)
When Maddie and Violet catch up at an old friend’s wedding and Violet offers Maddie her spare room, Maddie jumps at the chance.
United by their quest to find their soulmate, will Maddie and Violet survive the bad dates life throws at them, and finally get lucky in love?
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