- Dating (33)
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- Womanhood (5)
- Writing (5)
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SOUTH WEST LONDON FOREVER
Our temporary family began in 2014. The city was gin-obsessed, and all the flat white-sipping millennials had made base south of the river.
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GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.
We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.
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A GIFT FROM MY BROTHER: MY WEST END DEBUT.
Jack’s gifts are not always the most typical; more often than not they are damn right random.
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A HORSE-LESS WEEKEND IN ST MORITZ.
Apples in a sauna…naked?
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“THE BOY AND I DON’T BELIEVE IN VALENTINE’S DAY…”
“Well, he knows me so well, that he got me a packet of flour and a Snickers bar. Flowers and chocolate, get it? HAHHAHAHAHAAAA.”
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HINGE: WHERE WOMEN ARE GOING WRONG
If I wanted to play Where’s Wally, I would buy a Where’s Wally book..
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