The Quack

  • LIFE ADVICE IN SOHO

    At that moment I wanted to run out of the pub, out of Soho, and jump into the Thames….

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  • SPICE GIRLS IN PALMA

    It was when Hermione was spinning on the spot in her odd socks at Heathrow, that I questioned how I agreed to another group holiday. 

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  • THE PRACTICAL LOVE LIFE OF DENNIS COOK.

    Just as I was opening my laptop, an elderly man shuffled past. He was holding a cappuccino and was gazing around like a lost child. He glanced at the empty chair opposite me and I knew what was coming next.

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  • BARCELONA: CRUDA COD

    “You can’t find the real Barcelona on Trip Advisor!” she argued, as if European cities make pretend restaurants to keep their tourists away from the actual places.

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  • JOE: THE MIDDLE CHILD

    Joe is the middle child. He goes from one moment to the next like a monkey swinging from vine to vine without the fear of falling.

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  • I SHOULDA LEARNED TO PLAY THAT KEYBOARD…

    My parents did warn me of this. They were adults after all and knew the social points you get if you can play an instrument at a dinner party. Bless them, they did try…

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