Latest Quacks
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YOUR PARTNER AND THEIR HOBBIES
Take a man who says he really really loves cycling…
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THE NOT-SO-GREAT CORNWALL SANDCASTLE CONTEST.
Gran Pat was dragged from her gin and crossword to do the judging. She moved from castle to castle with a fag in her mouth…
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BARBENHEIMER: CINEMA IS ALIVE!
Do you remember the lockdown when we thought cinema could be gone forever?
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SPORTS DAY: GOOD EFFORT
Like the butterfly stroke. What a load of tosh that is. If a shark was coming at me, the last thing I’m going to do is crack out the butterfly.
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2005: BROTHERS, BOYS AND DATES.
Whenever a group of boys would pile into the kitchen, I would retreat to my bedroom with my Zen Player and Paramore.
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