Latest Quacks
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LOCKDOWN: HOW STRANGE DID YOU GET?
I ordered a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Gordon Ramsay for reasons I forget now.
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YOU’VE GOT A CAR? THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME MUCH.
At the end of the day, cars are just lumps of steel bent in different ways.
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GUNS & GAMBLING – A FAMILY DAY OUT.
Just imagine you are smothering butter on Nigella Lawson, slow…slow…slow…now BANG!”
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YOUR PARTNER AND THEIR HOBBIES
Take a man who says he really really loves cycling…
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THE NOT-SO-GREAT CORNWALL SANDCASTLE CONTEST.
Gran Pat was dragged from her gin and crossword to do the judging. She moved from castle to castle with a fag in her mouth…
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