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THE QUACK WILL BE BACK ON SEPTEMBER 17TH
Hello Quack-ers! A few things are happening on this side, so I am going to take a short break from The Quack. I will, however, be back with more facepalm stories on September 17th. In the meantime, let’s appreciate the time I tried on these pinstripe trousers.
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SPERM-EXTERMINATORS & OTHER CONTRACEPTIVES.
It seemed barbaric, and yet, she was so casual about it, as if she were demonstrating how to season a chicken.
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THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 1: THE BOOK THAT DIED.
It would be called Can of Worms. Sunday Times Bestseller list, here I come.
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BILLBOARD DAD
I made the mistake of asking Dad, “But do billboards actually work?” I may as well have asked if Tottenham Hotspur was a synchronised swimming team.
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THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL PROM.
The turnout was 50 girls and 10 terrified boys…
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