Latest Quacks
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BILLBOARD DAD
I made the mistake of asking Dad, “But do billboards actually work?” I may as well have asked if Tottenham Hotspur was a synchronised swimming team.
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THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL PROM.
The turnout was 50 girls and 10 terrified boys…
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FINDING MY TRUE COLOURS AT THE RUGBY.
I then remembered it wasn’t football, so these grown-ups could be trusted not to punch each other in the face…
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THE GREAT BRITISH BIRTHDAY
“STOP! I LEFT THE CHEESE!” We twisted around and punted back to the boathouse to collect the cheese.
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MY RETURN TO HINGE.
I was biting into my vegetable kebab when I received a message from the Hinge bloke. I read the top line and rolled my eyes…
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