Latest Quacks
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THE NIGHT CLUB: AN AWFULLY AWKWARD AFFAIR
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t quite get the knack of moving my body into a state of seduction.
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LESSON 5: WRITING’S NOT A COMPETITION -BUT ARE YOU WINNING?
It’s when someone in your class is getting a round of applause for a paragraph they’ve written, that you begin to see how people become arseholes during Monopoly.
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TOUR TALES: GETTING INTO TROUBLE.
Having an audience following you around is fabulous when everything is going smoothly, but not so fabulous when you’re being yelled at.
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AMSTERDAM: A FRIENDSHIP TEST
When Hermione opened her egg sandwich on the Eurostar, I was reminded of why I don’t do group holidays.
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THAT TIME I KICKED A BOY
Now, there are many life skills I picked up when growing up with brothers, one being that, the quickest way to solve a dispute is to physically attack your opponent.
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