Latest Quacks
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HOW TO STAY SINGLE THIS SUMMER.
Have sex with them. I find they stop laughing at your jokes once they’ve seen your nipples.
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A THURSDAY NIGHT WITH THE BIG BANG CROWD.
“Are you literally carrying around a focaccia?”
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IT’S ONLY BANTER.
I watched with astonishment as boys clumsily worked out that the humour which impressed their mates wasn’t necessarily the humour that impressed us girls
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ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?
Like reaching for a diet book when you’re unsatisfied with your body, I leaned into self-help because I was frustrated with my personality.
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DON’T YOU WANT A BABY?
“Let me show you something that will make your ovaries twerk.”
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