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  • ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?

    ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?

    Like reaching for a diet book when you’re unsatisfied with your body, I leaned into self-help because I was frustrated with my personality.  

  • DON’T YOU WANT A BABY?

    DON’T YOU WANT A BABY?

    “Let me show you something that will make your ovaries twerk.”

  • HOBBY HORSE

    HOBBY HORSE

    “I bought a horse in a car park!” Dad texted.

  • HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER.

    HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER.

    Nobody wants to be the heavy-breathing stalker who whispers to someone, “You have nice long spine.”

  • BRACE FACE

    BRACE FACE

    If it wasn’t tricky enough to try and lure a man away from his life of freedom, football, mates and Camden Hells, try adding a brace.