- BAD DATES CLUB (31)
- Dating (34)
- Facepalm Moments (74)
- Muddled Observations (65)
- Travel (22)
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- Writing (6)
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I CAN’T CALM DOWN – IT’S TAYLOR SWIFT!
The stadium was full of 91,998 screaming Swifties, plus Amy and Hermione.
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CARROT, MY HALF A LIFETIME FRIEND.
As we walked out of the garage beneath the starry autumn night, I began to think of what to say when Carrot confessed his love to me
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THE PERFECT MEET-CUTE: FINDING LOVE ON A BUS.
There is something about meeting someone in transit…
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THE TIME I SUNG A DUCK SONG TO JUSTIN ROSE, AND OTHER EMBARRASSING ENCOUNTERS WITH SPORTSMEN.
The husband looked like a friendly neighbour – the type of man who would rigorously hoover his car mats on a Sunday morning….
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HERE’S TO ME, MRS. ROBINSON: IS AGE JUST A NUMBER?
“I’m very into mature women,” he said. I looked behind one shoulder, and then the other, and realised he was talking about me.
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THE EURO FINAL: THE MUSICAL
…A fan would whack the table in a rhythm, prompting everyone to shout ‘ENGLAND!’ It wasn’t exactly Les Misérables, but it did the job.
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