- BAD DATES CLUB (32)
- Dating (35)
- Facepalm Moments (78)
- Muddled Observations (66)
- Travel (22)
- Womanhood (6)
- Writing (6)
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SPERM-EXTERMINATORS & OTHER CONTRACEPTIVES.
It seemed barbaric, and yet, she was so casual about it, as if she were demonstrating how to season a chicken.
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THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 1: THE BOOK THAT DIED.
It would be called Can of Worms. Sunday Times Bestseller list, here I come.
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BILLBOARD DAD
I made the mistake of asking Dad, “But do billboards actually work?” I may as well have asked if Tottenham Hotspur was a synchronised swimming team.
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THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL PROM.
The turnout was 50 girls and 10 terrified boys…
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FINDING MY TRUE COLOURS AT THE RUGBY.
I then remembered it wasn’t football, so these grown-ups could be trusted not to punch each other in the face…
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THE GREAT BRITISH BIRTHDAY
“STOP! I LEFT THE CHEESE!” We twisted around and punted back to the boathouse to collect the cheese.
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