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IT’S ONLY BANTER.
I watched with astonishment as boys clumsily worked out that the humour which impressed their mates wasn’t necessarily the humour that impressed us girls
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ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?
Like reaching for a diet book when you’re unsatisfied with your body, I leaned into self-help because I was frustrated with my personality.
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DON’T YOU WANT A BABY?
“Let me show you something that will make your ovaries twerk.”
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HOBBY HORSE
“I bought a horse in a car park!” Dad texted.
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HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER.
Nobody wants to be the heavy-breathing stalker who whispers to someone, “You have nice long spine.”
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BRACE FACE
If it wasn’t tricky enough to try and lure a man away from his life of freedom, football, mates and Camden Hells, try adding a brace.
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