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MY RETURN TO HINGE.
I was biting into my vegetable kebab when I received a message from the Hinge bloke. I read the top line and rolled my eyes…
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WHEN THE GIRLS WENT TO FRANCE…
I did wonder, as I was walking around the Eiffel Tower in a red dress, whether, perhaps, I had watched too many movies.
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HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER: THE RESULT.
“3 days into the challenge, I realised I wasn’t the dazzling compliment giver I originally thought I was.”
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HOW TO STAY SINGLE THIS SUMMER.
Have sex with them. I find they stop laughing at your jokes once they’ve seen your nipples.
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A THURSDAY NIGHT WITH THE BIG BANG CROWD.
“Are you literally carrying around a focaccia?”
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IT’S ONLY BANTER.
I watched with astonishment as boys clumsily worked out that the humour which impressed their mates wasn’t necessarily the humour that impressed us girls
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