- Dating (33)
- Facepalm Moments (70)
- Muddled Observations (63)
- Travel (21)
- Womanhood (5)
- Writing (5)
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BRACE FACE
If it wasn’t tricky enough to try and lure a man away from his life of freedom, football, mates and Camden Hells, try adding a brace.
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JUST A DUMB CRYING WOMAN.
“DON’T YOU DARE SAY JUST. THAT’S THE WOMAN’S CURSE WORD. IT’S JUST…. IT’S JUST…”
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THE AUDIENCE THAT WENT WRONG.
“I can’t stay any longer. I’m sorry, it’s just not my cup of tea!”
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HAVE YOU GOT ANY WORK EXPERIENCE?
I had a striped shirt on because I thought that’s what people wore to offices.
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THE LAYOVER
“You want him to have the pick of the bunch, but he picks you,” Sausage said, waving her fork in the air.
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THE MUSICAL THEATRE FAILURE.
🎶Oh, look what I have…. another emotionally unavailable man. 🎶
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