Latest Quacks
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A SOBER NIGHT IN THE NOTORIOUS INFERNOS.
So, there we were, old as hell, with a threatening net of balloons above our heads, and Backstreet Boys blasting out.
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DATING APPS: THE QUICK FLICK OF THE ICK.
…then I’m replaceable with another, Blonde-Avocado-Toast-Munching-30-Something-Year-Old…
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A CRUISE TO RUSSIA: THE LAST FAMILY HOLIDAY
Each night they would emerge red-eyed at the dinner table, once with a confession that one of them had vomited on the side of the ship.
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THE TIME I FED THERESA MAY A FINGER SANDWICH.
When it was my turn to balance the five plates, all the plastic carrots rolled off onto the floor.
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HOW WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR FINAL 100 DAYS OF BEING SINGLE?
Oh, that’s nice, you think, and then go back to plucking your toe hair.
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