Latest Quacks
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A CRUISE TO RUSSIA: THE LAST FAMILY HOLIDAY
Each night they would emerge red-eyed at the dinner table, once with a confession that one of them had vomited on the side of the ship.
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THE TIME I FED THERESA MAY A FINGER SANDWICH.
When it was my turn to balance the five plates, all the plastic carrots rolled off onto the floor.
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HOW WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR FINAL 100 DAYS OF BEING SINGLE?
Oh, that’s nice, you think, and then go back to plucking your toe hair.
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MY WORST FLIGHT EVER: MR MIDDLE SEAT VS ME.
“Excuse me Sir, I think you’ll find this is my seat…”
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THAT TIME I WENT TO FREEZE MY EGGS.
“On the scale of Laa-Laa the Tellytubby having a good time on the hill, to Carrie unleashing her powers in her school hall killing all of her classmates…how crazy are these hormones going to make me?”
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