Latest Quacks
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MY WORST FLIGHT EVER: MR MIDDLE SEAT VS ME.
“Excuse me Sir, I think you’ll find this is my seat…”
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THAT TIME I WENT TO FREEZE MY EGGS.
“On the scale of Laa-Laa the Tellytubby having a good time on the hill, to Carrie unleashing her powers in her school hall killing all of her classmates…how crazy are these hormones going to make me?”
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SOUTH WEST LONDON FOREVER
Our temporary family began in 2014. The city was gin-obsessed, and all the flat white-sipping millennials had made base south of the river.
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GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE CLUBS.
We tried to dance, but after two songs we felt like school teachers at an out-of-hand raunchy school disco.
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A GIFT FROM MY BROTHER: MY WEST END DEBUT.
Jack’s gifts are not always the most typical; more often than not they are damn right random.
THE QUACK 