Latest Quacks
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A MILLENNIAL’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: WHAT IS THERE LEFT TO QUIT?
We’ve already dealcoholized every spirit, created burgers out of cauliflower and carved our bodies like statues. What more could we possibly improve?
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A 2023 HIGHLIGHT: THE ROAD TRIP TO NORTH CAROLINA
A cop. A real-life cop chasing us, just like in the movies.
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A DECEMBER JOURNEY INTO LONDON.
I pushed my way in with my giant backpack and movie poster, then got stuck between the bendy bit between two carriages, and a loud man on his phone.
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SHOULD MEN PAY FOR THE FIRST DATE?
The white paper was placed between us, and the dance began
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HOW TO BE A PARTY HOSE (HOST).
I knew it had gone too far when I saw the rodeo reindeer being set up









