Latest Quacks
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A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS.
The boys wore excessively loose ties and sloppy red velvet caps that would look absurd in any other city. It was all very Evelyn Waugh…
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THE BABY SHOWER AND MY NAGGING EGGS.
As I ate my plant-based scone, I heard that luring voice coming from an ovary. “You can throw an afternoon tea party too…if you just use one of us.
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OXFORD POETRY LIBRARY NIGHT, (I AM NOT A POET).
I should have kept my poems in my diary, but I didn’t.
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THE POWER OF THE SHOE.
The only people who wear Crocs are the ones who are in secure relationships.
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WWE: WRESTLING WITH MY CHILDHOOD OBSESSION.
At first I didn’t see the appeal of two sweaty men in pants trying to hurt each other…









