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  • LIFE ADVICE IN SOHO

    LIFE ADVICE IN SOHO

    At that moment I wanted to run out of the pub, out of Soho, and jump into the Thames….

  • SPICE GIRLS IN PALMA

    SPICE GIRLS IN PALMA

    It was when Hermione was spinning on the spot in her odd socks at Heathrow, that I questioned how I agreed to another group holiday. 

  • THE PRACTICAL LOVE LIFE OF DENNIS COOK.

    THE PRACTICAL LOVE LIFE OF DENNIS COOK.

    Just as I was opening my laptop, an elderly man shuffled past. He was holding a cappuccino and was gazing around like a lost child. He glanced at the empty chair opposite me and I knew what was coming next.

  • BARCELONA: CRUDA COD

    BARCELONA: CRUDA COD

    “You can’t find the real Barcelona on Trip Advisor!” she argued, as if European cities make pretend restaurants to keep their tourists away from the actual places.

  • JOE: THE MIDDLE CHILD

    JOE: THE MIDDLE CHILD

    Joe is the middle child. He goes from one moment to the next like a monkey swinging from vine to vine without the fear of falling.