Latest Quacks
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SPORTS DAY: GOOD EFFORT
Like the butterfly stroke. What a load of tosh that is. If a shark was coming at me, the last thing I’m going to do is crack out the butterfly.
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2005: BROTHERS, BOYS AND DATES.
Whenever a group of boys would pile into the kitchen, I would retreat to my bedroom with my Zen Player and Paramore.
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THE NOT-SO-MOVIE-LIKE FIREMEN SCENE.
I didn’t even have time to put on a bra. 😔
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OXFORD IN JUNE
I saw one wearing their gown with Crocs!” Lizzie said, horrifying our table at The Bear.
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A LITTLE LIFE: FAINTING IN FRONT OF MUM’S CRUSH.
As far as I was concerned it was going to be a splendid Sunday afternoon play where James Norton notoriously gets naked. A British Magic Mike as it were.









