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  • SPORTS DAY: GOOD EFFORT

    SPORTS DAY: GOOD EFFORT

    Like the butterfly stroke. What a load of tosh that is. If a shark was coming at me, the last thing I’m going to do is crack out the butterfly.

  • 2005: BROTHERS, BOYS AND DATES.

    2005: BROTHERS, BOYS AND DATES.

    Whenever a group of boys would pile into the kitchen, I would retreat to my bedroom with my Zen Player and Paramore.

  • THE NOT-SO-MOVIE-LIKE FIREMEN SCENE.

    THE NOT-SO-MOVIE-LIKE FIREMEN SCENE.

    I didn’t even have time to put on a bra. 😔

  • OXFORD IN JUNE

    OXFORD IN JUNE

    I saw one wearing their gown with Crocs!” Lizzie said, horrifying our table at The Bear.

  • A LITTLE LIFE: FAINTING IN FRONT OF MUM’S CRUSH.

    A LITTLE LIFE: FAINTING IN FRONT OF MUM’S CRUSH.

    As far as I was concerned it was going to be a splendid Sunday afternoon play where James Norton notoriously gets naked. A British Magic Mike as it were.