Latest Quacks
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I SHOULDA LEARNED TO PLAY THAT KEYBOARD…
My parents did warn me of this. They were adults after all and knew the social points you get if you can play an instrument at a dinner party. Bless them, they did try…
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VALENTINE’S DAY: POPCORN.
I was apprehensive going to that date, worried that he was going to be with a giant-heart-holding-teddy-bear or something similar.
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CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT PARIS.
I have been twice in my life, and despite the reputation it holds, on both occasions I have been far from being seduced by a smoking man with a baguette.
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TOUR TALES: WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
Well, I was very excited about this new fact, and so when my tour group was by the Narnia Door, I told them all about C.S Lewis’s exotic pet.
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GOD, RIPPED JEANS & STARBUCKS: AN EVANGELICAL SERVICE.
A man swagged onto the stage, he had a trucker hat, a mic, and a book in his hand which I could only assume was the Bible.
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