Latest Quacks
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SOHO HOUSE IS HORRENDOUS, (LET ME IN).
You arrive, and a sage green milk float takes you to the ‘Main Barn’. Here it becomes apparent that this is not a farm, but a millennial’s wet dream.
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LIFE ADVICE IN SOHO
At that moment I wanted to run out of the pub, out of Soho, and jump into the Thames….
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SPICE GIRLS IN PALMA
It was when Hermione was spinning on the spot in her odd socks at Heathrow, that I questioned how I agreed to another group holiday.
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THE PRACTICAL LOVE LIFE OF DENNIS COOK.
Just as I was opening my laptop, an elderly man shuffled past. He was holding a cappuccino and was gazing around like a lost child. He glanced at the empty chair opposite me and I knew what was coming next.
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BARCELONA: CRUDA COD
“You can’t find the real Barcelona on Trip Advisor!” she argued, as if European cities make pretend restaurants to keep their tourists away from the actual places.
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