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  • TOUR TALES: WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

    TOUR TALES: WHEN THINGS GO WRONG

    Well, I was very excited about this new fact, and so when my tour group was by the Narnia Door, I told them all about C.S Lewis’s exotic pet.

  • GOD, RIPPED JEANS & STARBUCKS: AN EVANGELICAL SERVICE.

    GOD, RIPPED JEANS & STARBUCKS: AN EVANGELICAL SERVICE.

    A man swagged onto the stage, he had a trucker hat, a mic, and a book in his hand which I could only assume was the Bible.

  • SPEED DATING IN WASHINGTON DC

    SPEED DATING IN WASHINGTON DC

    I had this fantasy of what the event would be like; a dimly lit rooftop bar filled with men in suits, who say words like ‘congress’….

  • THAT TIME I TRAINED TO BE A MASSEUSE

    THAT TIME I TRAINED TO BE A MASSEUSE

    It was a vivid vision and one that could only come true if – I knew how to massage.

  • A CHEESE GATHERING

    A CHEESE GATHERING

    We were on our way to Hermione’s cheese gathering, (it had to be called a gathering as she didn’t want people to think it was a party).