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  • GOD, RIPPED JEANS & STARBUCKS: AN EVANGELICAL SERVICE.

    GOD, RIPPED JEANS & STARBUCKS: AN EVANGELICAL SERVICE.

    A man swagged onto the stage, he had a trucker hat, a mic, and a book in his hand which I could only assume was the Bible.

  • SPEED DATING IN WASHINGTON DC

    SPEED DATING IN WASHINGTON DC

    I had this fantasy of what the event would be like; a dimly lit rooftop bar filled with men in suits, who say words like ‘congress’….

  • THAT TIME I TRAINED TO BE A MASSEUSE

    THAT TIME I TRAINED TO BE A MASSEUSE

    It was a vivid vision and one that could only come true if – I knew how to massage.

  • A CHEESE GATHERING

    A CHEESE GATHERING

    We were on our way to Hermione’s cheese gathering, (it had to be called a gathering as she didn’t want people to think it was a party).

  • THAT WAS CHRISTMAS

    THAT WAS CHRISTMAS

    “Can I help?” A voice said from behind. Standing there wasn’t a dribbling old man but a dark, tall chap in a shirt and tie. I hadn’t seen a tie in a long time.