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  • BARCELONA: CRUDA COD

    BARCELONA: CRUDA COD

    “You can’t find the real Barcelona on Trip Advisor!” she argued, as if European cities make pretend restaurants to keep their tourists away from the actual places.

  • JOE: THE MIDDLE CHILD

    JOE: THE MIDDLE CHILD

    Joe is the middle child. He goes from one moment to the next like a monkey swinging from vine to vine without the fear of falling.

  • I SHOULDA LEARNED TO PLAY THAT KEYBOARD…

    I SHOULDA LEARNED TO PLAY THAT KEYBOARD…

    My parents did warn me of this. They were adults after all and knew the social points you get if you can play an instrument at a dinner party. Bless them, they did try…

  • VALENTINE’S DAY: POPCORN.

    VALENTINE’S DAY: POPCORN.

    I was apprehensive going to that date, worried that he was going to be with a giant-heart-holding-teddy-bear or something similar.

  • CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT PARIS.

    CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT PARIS.

    I have been twice in my life, and despite the reputation it holds, on both occasions I have been far from being seduced by a smoking man with a baguette.