Latest Quacks
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CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT PARIS.
I have been twice in my life, and despite the reputation it holds, on both occasions I have been far from being seduced by a smoking man with a baguette.
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TOUR TALES: WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
Well, I was very excited about this new fact, and so when my tour group was by the Narnia Door, I told them all about C.S Lewis’s exotic pet.
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GOD, RIPPED JEANS & STARBUCKS: AN EVANGELICAL SERVICE.
A man swagged onto the stage, he had a trucker hat, a mic, and a book in his hand which I could only assume was the Bible.
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SPEED DATING IN WASHINGTON DC
I had this fantasy of what the event would be like; a dimly lit rooftop bar filled with men in suits, who say words like ‘congress’….
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THAT TIME I TRAINED TO BE A MASSEUSE
It was a vivid vision and one that could only come true if – I knew how to massage.









