Latest Quacks
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HAVE YOU GOT ANY WORK EXPERIENCE?
I had a striped shirt on because I thought that’s what people wore to offices.
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THE LAYOVER
“You want him to have the pick of the bunch, but he picks you,” Sausage said, waving her fork in the air.
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THE MUSICAL THEATRE FAILURE.
🎶Oh, look what I have…. another emotionally unavailable man. 🎶
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SEEKING APPROVAL FROM MY FARROW & BALL MOTHER.
She can list the names of Farrow & Ball paints as if they were her nephews and nieces…
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#BODYGOALS
By 5 pm, I was such a hangry goblin that I could have jumped on someone’s shoulders and ripped their head off like the vampire in Twilight…
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