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  • HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER: THE RESULT.

    HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER: THE RESULT.

    “3 days into the challenge, I realised I wasn’t the dazzling compliment giver I originally thought I was.”

  • HOW TO STAY SINGLE THIS SUMMER.

    HOW TO STAY SINGLE THIS SUMMER.

    Have sex with them. I find they stop laughing at your jokes once they’ve seen your nipples.

  • A THURSDAY NIGHT WITH THE BIG BANG CROWD.

    A THURSDAY NIGHT WITH THE BIG BANG CROWD.

    “Are you literally carrying around a focaccia?”

  • IT’S ONLY BANTER.

    IT’S ONLY BANTER.

    I watched with astonishment as boys clumsily worked out that the humour which impressed their mates wasn’t necessarily the humour that impressed us girls

  • ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?

    ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET?

    Like reaching for a diet book when you’re unsatisfied with your body, I leaned into self-help because I was frustrated with my personality.