Latest Quacks
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HOW TO GET GUTS WITHOUT ALCOHOL
I realised that if I was ever going to achieve my goal, I either needed singing lessons…. or alcohol.
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A CHRISTMAS TREE FOR ONE.
If you want to attract attention to yourself, I highly recommend walking around with a tree.
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‘TIS THE SEASON TO FACE THE MUSIC.
I’m relieved Spotify Wrapped was not around in my school days because my delicate ego would have been smashed to pieces.
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THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY
If David Cameron were to peep out of his curtain, he would have seen a blob of tangled fairy lights running down the street.
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A DOG NAMED CLEMENTINE
Clementine glared at me as if to say, “Please give her a grandchild.”
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