Latest Quacks
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HOW TO FIND LOVE WITHOUT DATING APPS.
“DO NOT join a running club!”
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HOW DID THEY SURVIVE WITHOUT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES?
He took great joy in telling me that the word ‘avocado’ translates into ‘testicle’.
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WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING?
“Move ooon!” The woman next to me heckled.
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BEEN THERE. DONE THAT. GOT THE PHOTO.
Meanwhile, Sausage and I attempted to be pinpricked by the Empire State Building’s ariel.









