Latest Quacks
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THE PRACTICAL LOVE LIFE OF DENNIS COOK.
Just as I was opening my laptop, an elderly man shuffled past. He was holding a cappuccino and was gazing around like a lost child. He glanced at the empty chair opposite me and I knew what was coming next.
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BARCELONA: CRUDA COD
“You can’t find the real Barcelona on Trip Advisor!” she argued, as if European cities make pretend restaurants to keep their tourists away from the actual places.
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JOE: THE MIDDLE CHILD
Joe is the middle child. He goes from one moment to the next like a monkey swinging from vine to vine without the fear of falling.
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I SHOULDA LEARNED TO PLAY THAT KEYBOARD…
My parents did warn me of this. They were adults after all and knew the social points you get if you can play an instrument at a dinner party. Bless them, they did try…
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VALENTINE’S DAY: POPCORN.
I was apprehensive going to that date, worried that he was going to be with a giant-heart-holding-teddy-bear or something similar.
THE QUACK 